1. The flow of time near the Witch’s Cave is distorted thanks to magic produced by Dahlia. Those who trespass within it often find themselves confronting various monsters and bandits that prowled in from another, often terrifyingly different timeline, sometimes even running into themselves.What Dave and Flare faced entering the cave, however, they weren’t sure.It was a horrifying creature with a distinct height advantage over both of them, and could even give Lissa’s startling eight feet of height a run for their money. The Ghoul, as he took to calling it, crawled along the cave walls with it’s misshapen claws, spitting a corrosive substance from it’s mouth, and healed from most forms of damage with staggering efficiency. For a while it looked like nothing could defeat it. Backed against a broken vanity, Dave tried to hide behind it, clutching the Solar Blade tightly enough to worry even Flare as he stammered out a reassurance of his love.But then the salivating of the beast stopped. Dave peeked out from behind the vanity. The creature seemed to be staring into the mirror, completely frozen. It let out a deafening scream as it ran into the caverns, disappearing into the darkness and back into the time-distorting mists.Dave walked out from behind the vanity, perplexed before Flare pointed out that it had dropped something.Upon closer inspection, the masked vigilante began stammering again as he calmly placed Flare on the ground and leaned against the wall of the cave. She broke the spell of the morphoil and rushed to comfort him, and ask what was bothering him. He merely held out his hand and gave her a terrified glare.The object was a contact lens. The exact shade of green that he normally used.

    The flow of time near the Witch’s Cave is distorted thanks to magic produced by Dahlia. Those who trespass within it often find themselves confronting various monsters and bandits that prowled in from another, often terrifyingly different timeline, sometimes even running into themselves.

    What Dave and Flare faced entering the cave, however, they weren’t sure.
    It was a horrifying creature with a distinct height advantage over both of them, and could even give Lissa’s startling eight feet of height a run for their money. The Ghoul, as he took to calling it, crawled along the cave walls with it’s misshapen claws, spitting a corrosive substance from it’s mouth, and healed from most forms of damage with staggering efficiency. For a while it looked like nothing could defeat it. Backed against a broken vanity, Dave tried to hide behind it, clutching the Solar Blade tightly enough to worry even Flare as he stammered out a reassurance of his love.

    But then the salivating of the beast stopped. Dave peeked out from behind the vanity. The creature seemed to be staring into the mirror, completely frozen. It let out a deafening scream as it ran into the caverns, disappearing into the darkness and back into the time-distorting mists.

    Dave walked out from behind the vanity, perplexed before Flare pointed out that it had dropped something.

    Upon closer inspection, the masked vigilante began stammering again as he calmly placed Flare on the ground and leaned against the wall of the cave. She broke the spell of the morphoil and rushed to comfort him, and ask what was bothering him. He merely held out his hand and gave her a terrified glare.

    The object was a contact lens. The exact shade of green that he normally used.

  2. solarsenpai:

jetstream-tormod:

solarsenpai:

jetstream-tormod:

solarsenpai:

This the rawest scooby doo villain and you can’t tell me a damn thing

what about the nazi bird that shot a girl to death?

what the fuck?



WHAT THE FUCK????

    solarsenpai:

    jetstream-tormod:

    solarsenpai:

    jetstream-tormod:

    solarsenpai:

    This the rawest scooby doo villain and you can’t tell me a damn thing

    what about the nazi bird that shot a girl to death?

    what the fuck?

    WHAT THE FUCK????

  3. drtanner:

calippygian:

plumbat:

captain-rel:

perpugilliam:

lizawithazed:

mechabre:

this is so incredibly important to me holy shit
an article about an agender person’s identity ON THE FRONT PAGE OF THE WASHINGTON POST
FRONT AND CENTER!!!!!
IM JUST
AGHAFDHF!! SJFGSJS!! JSHFKA!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME

this kind of visibility is excellent, but I’m curbing my enthusiasm until I can read the article. :/

Read here: http://www.washingtonpost.com/national/when-no-gender-fits-a-quest-to-be-seen-as-just-a-person/2014/09/20/1ab21e6e-2c7b-11e4-994d-202962a9150c_story.html :)

I read the whole frigging thing and I loved it. I’m agender and I really appreciate the way this was written. I actually was crying a little by the end.

Everyone should know that this happened, it is kind of a big deal.

I’m so happy about this!!!!

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSS

    drtanner:

    calippygian:

    plumbat:

    captain-rel:

    perpugilliam:

    lizawithazed:

    mechabre:

    this is so incredibly important to me holy shit

    an article about an agender person’s identity ON THE FRONT PAGE OF THE WASHINGTON POST

    FRONT AND CENTER!!!!!

    IM JUST

    AGHAFDHF!! SJFGSJS!! JSHFKA!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME

    this kind of visibility is excellent, but I’m curbing my enthusiasm until I can read the article. :/

    Read here: http://www.washingtonpost.com/national/when-no-gender-fits-a-quest-to-be-seen-as-just-a-person/2014/09/20/1ab21e6e-2c7b-11e4-994d-202962a9150c_story.html :)

    I read the whole frigging thing and I loved it. I’m agender and I really appreciate the way this was written. I actually was crying a little by the end.

    Everyone should know that this happened, it is kind of a big deal.

    I’m so happy about this!!!!

    YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSS

  4. chickensnack:

    TUESDAY AGAIN NO PROBLEM

  5. Crossing a Line

    After nearly killing eachother in a dark room, Dave and Flare went to confront the person who hired them both so such an event would occur.

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  6. realestmatt:

    cammykitten:

    Matt and Liam unleash their true power in THIS VIDEO

    SKELETONVANIA!!!!

  7. gameboycolorenvy:

    you now cosplay your icon for every day of your life from now on how screwed are you

  8. iolitegirl:

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  9. solar-gigaton replied to your post: crappycrappyblueblue said:mario w…

    His shell was covered in ULTRA-REALISTIC BLOOOOD

    How else could i get that perfect shade of red

  10. crappycrappyblueblue said: mario was strolling through the mushroom kingdom on friday the 31th of halloween, when he encountered something he'd never seen before. it looked like a familiar foe, but different. it was a spiny, but not just any spiny--it was the creepiest spiny.

    a creepypasta in the making